She Ran Away In Her Sleep & Dreamed of Paradise

let me be unicorns


If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.


This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.


Also, that Cat’s periodic table is missing an entire row, and it’s model of the atom is woefully out of date. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of scientific accuracy!


Some heroes are made, others are chosen. Watch The Flash series premiere TUESDAY at 8/7c!




its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then


Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you


Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase


Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

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